A monster guaranteed to destroy any campaign
Evil incarnate walks among us and they are mime. I shudder just thinking about it!
MIME
The mime is one of the most hated and evil creatures known to walk the face of the planet. While they are extremely weak and don’t do any damage to you, they are adept at forcing you to attack them. Extremely hard to kill, the only saving grace is that no one, including other mimes, wants to be around them, leaving them to wander alone.
MIME TACTICS
Mimes will seemingly appear out of nowhere, ready to pounce upon unsuspecting passers-by. It is rumored that throwing a couple of gold coins at it will get it to leave you alone, but it always returns to annoy you for the rest of eternity.
MIME LORE
A character knows the following information with a successful History check.
DC 5: Mime’s are evil incarnate.
DC 10: The only good mime is a dead mime.
DC 15: They have no redeeming qualities
ashockney February 14th, 2009 at 7:53 AM
Brilliant! Very funny, well done. It may actually have to see play.