The other day, I had a curious thought; what if safety inspectors existed in D&D? Would all kinds of products start coming with warning labels? What would they warn us about? Well, I bet it would look something like this:
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Zachary February 18th, 2009 at 6:49 PM
“Consult a cleric”
Well, you got a belly laugh out of me! 
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Thasmodious February 19th, 2009 at 1:45 AM
Ha, nice labels. I actually sold my PCs some discount potions from a suspect merchant a couple sessions ago. After buying and the merchant departed, they noticed the potions had a warning label on the bottom. It read “Warning: Do not expose to air, sunlight, jostling, heat, cold, or halflings. Don’t taunt the healing potion.”
reveal February 19th, 2009 at 8:05 AM
@Thasmodious – Happy Fun Ball! 
Dawn Raven February 20th, 2009 at 8:49 AM
This would be a brilliant way to pull an entertaining April Fool’s day game.
PC: “You want to do what to my equipment?”
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Wyatt February 18th, 2009 at 7:43 PM
The safety inspection people in my universe are usually dominated or otherwise manipulated into passing even the worst places. Like the Aboleth Bar N’ Grill, which the Aboleth just enslaves safety inspectors and sends them back. This is how they’ve been serving acid cakes and raw brains unobstructed for years.
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