Rated X for Hilarity!
So today’s post is very adult-oriented. If you’re under the age of 18, you may not want to keep reading. It could damage you for years to come. Thanks for stopping by though. I’ll wait while you surf elsewhere.
Ok. Now that that’s out of the way, here the scoop. I’m running a game for friends using the StuperPowers! rules. If you’ve never played a StuperPowers! game, I highly recommend it. Simple to play and it’s great for at least one night of hilarity. Anyway, this is the premise:
Calipornification!
It’s the year 2055. California has seceded from the union after a bloodless civil war because, in the end, no one cared that they wanted to leave. The main export of California is porn. It provides the income to keep the California “government” running so they can continue to give free handouts to the people that live there.
Unfortunately for them, popular porn stars have been disappearing right and left! The police and their Segways are powerless to stop the kidnappings and have no leads to follow. It’s up to your team of top-notch current- and ex-pornstars to find the root of this evil and bring back California’s cash-cow. Are you man/woman/hermaphrodite enough?
So far, I have the following bad guys for the heroes to deal with:
- Dirty Sanchez
- The Circle Jerks (henchmen)
- The Cougar
- The Cunning Linguist
- The Beastmaster and his sidekick, Wolfpuss
I’m always on the lookout for good ideas. Any suggestions on enemies I should include or situations in which I should put the heroes? 
MJ Harnish April 4th, 2009 at 12:09 AM
Choose any of the names from “My Little Ponies.” They all sound like perverse porn stars.
Another suggestion, check out Spinespur from Comfy Chair games – they have some characters in that world that are truly disturbing (like Mr. Jingles).