The Bullywug Theme Song

Greywulf and a few other RPGBloggers have created posts based upon the theme of “Five Bullywugs Named Steve.” While this is post is not about one of them, I felt like something was missing. But then it hit me; a theme song! So without further adieu, I give you The Bullywug Theme Song (sung to the tune of the Spider-man theme song). Enjoy!

Bullywug, bullywug,
Does whatever a bullywug does
In the mud, they can hide,
Kills PCs just like flies
Look out!
Here comes a bullywug.

Can he hop?
Listen bud,
Goes up high, comes down with a thud.
Isn’t this some kind of joke?
Quiet or he’ll make you croak.
Hey, there
There goes a bullywug.

In the heat of swamp
Underneath all the muck
Getting ready to jump
And now you’re out of luck

Bullywug, bullywug
Bloated, bug-eyed bullywug
Mottled skin
Great big tongue
Hunting things just for fun.

To him, life can be really nasty
But if you need a patsy
There’s always a bullywug!

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11 Responses to “The Bullywug Theme Song”

Kevin June 19th, 2009 at 9:17 AM

> Does whatever a bullywug can

Hmm. Doesn’t rhyme. Consider instead:

“Bullywug, bullywug
Unlikely to give you a hug”

reveal June 19th, 2009 at 10:21 AM

@Kevin – Updated to make it rhyme. But your “hug” line doesn’t have enough syllables so I went with something easier. ;)

greywulf June 19th, 2009 at 10:47 AM

Love it!

Anyone placing bets yet that Bullywugs become a Core Race in Fifth Edition D&D? Lemme hear you say YEH!

Aaron June 19th, 2009 at 11:32 AM

Definitely adding this to the round-up post. Nice job!

shent June 19th, 2009 at 1:13 PM

Nice song! I am actually setting up a 3.5 game and want to use bullywugs but they’re not there. not in any of the 3.5 books I own, unless they are in MM5 which I lost. I used to use em often in the old days of AD&D.

shent´s last blog post..Dragonborn Fighter

reveal June 19th, 2009 at 1:15 PM

@Shent – The Bullywug is on page 25 of the “Monsters of Faerun” book for 3.5. :)

MacGuffin June 19th, 2009 at 1:24 PM

For some reason when I first started reading the song, it was along to the song particle man. : D

still pretty awesome, good job!

MacGuffin´s last blog post..Five Bullywugs Named Steve: Steve

shent June 19th, 2009 at 2:31 PM

Yeah I know now. Grr I loaned it out a couple years back and I can’t remember to who. Drat.

shent´s last blog post..Dragonborn Fighter

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